#astrid is my wife

[alexiethymia]

just watched beetlejuice beetlejuice at the theaters, and can I just say, I loved it! it definitely didn’t disappoint and was a zany adventure, just like the first one.

and it kinda added layers to betelgeuse in a way. because spoilers I definitely thought they would go the same route for astrid and jeremy, the same way they did for lydia and betelgeuse in that what jeremy wanted was for astrid to marry him so that he could get out. instead it was a more sinister method, and it makes me wonder why betelgeuse never tried it. it can’t be because he doesn’t know about it, because he’s the type of ghost to read the handbook backwards and forwards just so he can find every loophole to exploit. like my head keeps going in circles. especially for the first movie where lydia had initially wanted ‘in’ while he wanted ‘out’, the switcheroo method that jeremy tried with astrid would’ve been perfect then. even in this movie where he already has experience of lydia backing out of their deal, he could have had lydia promise to exchange her soul for his. with how much she wanted to save astrid, I’m sure lydia would have agreed. instead, he just wanted to remarry her. it’s interesting because it means betelgeuse, as putrid, crass, disgusting, and opportunistic as he is, actually seems like he has lines he won’t cross.

[herefortheships]

Betel and Lydia's next deal should go like:

"I promised myself I wouldn't do this again, but I really need your help. And I swear that this time I actually will-"

"I want a picture. Of you. Last one I got is scratched all to hell and needed updating anyway. Not too much to ask is it? A new picture of my boo?"

"You had a...? Actually, never mind. Deal."

*some time later*

"Here." *hands him the picture*

"Oh wow, you actually paid! We're making real progress!"

*looks at it* *eyes bug out, tongue lolls out, he gives a wolf-whistle*

"HOLY FUCKING MOLY! Babes. Babes, I meant for my desk! Like a portrait pic! A safe-for-work photograph of your face. AndokIwashopingforsomecleavage but, but this is-"

"Um, well I-" *she tries to snatch it back*

"Oh, nononononono, I am keeping this!"

This was brought to you by my frustration that Betelgeuse never gets paid by Lydia. Cause he asked too much too soon of her. So he should ask for something more reasonable and get overpaid at least once. In the spirit of fairness and all that.

Ahh! I love this 😂✨

Talking about his photo being smashed, I hope Betelgeuse got to pick up an updated photo of Lydia at some point in the movie while he was loose. Maybe when he went away for a bit during their team-up. It's sad if Delores ruined his framed photo and he can't have a new one. He can always fix it, but it'd be nice if he got a new one.

[castiel-013]

Hot wizard shit going down in the back of Chastity's Nook

-click the image for better quality-

[skyrimlesbians]

every woman in skyrim is a lesbian because i said so, idgaf about their husbands!

[wizardnuke]

I AM NO SUCCESSOR TO HIM. I AM HIS USURPER

[gyllenekamuy]

oh look, my favorite single dad

[winxrus]

I was rewatching how to train your dragon and I found myself getting extremely emotional again over the romantic flight scene, but this time only purely because of Astrid.

Here are some facial expressions of our viqueen in the film's first half.

Astrid is an ambitious and determined young girl. She carries this weight on her shoulders that is becoming a warrior and protecting her village.

"Our parents ‘war is about to become ours (...)"

Throughout the movie, she´s just so focused and hardworking. She has her mind set on accepting the responsibility that is to fight. She´s a perfectionist. She´s hard on herself, (sometimes making her feel frustrated) and on her performance. She’s practising continuously with her axe as if it was a vital part of her. I have wondered whether she thought she would live a short life considering their circumstances and the price of going into battle.

Her face is always wearing a frown. Her posture is stiff.

The first time we see Astrid smile is during romantic flight.

It´s like as soon as she took flight, opened her eyes and let herself emerge into the splendor of her surroundings, she let go of that pressure. Seeing her admiring the colors, the clouds, savoring the wind on her cheeks… GAH I just started to bawl my eyes out. You could see the weight being lifted off her shoulders. She became lighter, like the air around them. The way she was just touching the sky, spreading her arms and leaning back, feeling FREE!

Up here there is no war. Up here she can be who she wants to be. She was just smiling and feeling happy, seizing the moment and acting her age. AHHH ;-;

Look at all these beautiful facial expressions on the second half of the film I...

I just really love Astrid's development. She was the prime example of your ideal viking and she was the first to believe in Hiccup, to believe in change and she gained so much from that mutual trust that these teens developed. Sure, they achieved peace, but Astrid built such a beautiful and strong connection with Stormfly, she engages in her friendships, she makes jokes, she's more affectionate (at least with dragons and the love of her life), she laughs more, she's more expressive, she's just lighter...Like she's finally found that joie de vivre, which is also cleverly translated through her character design (hair, clothes...). Some people say she looks more feminine and thus less a baddie but I still see my warrior queen who's just happy with where she in life.

Seeing her throughout the franchise blossoming into the incredible powerful woman she is just makes my heart grow three sizes.

Bonus: RTTE Astrid <3 Bless her loud laughter in the series

[mortimerdreadnaught]

🖤 astrid cole stimboard 🖤

🌿🖤🌿

🖤☘️🖤

🌿🖤🌿

[chicinlicin]

i love drawing old ocs as ancients and going heeheehoohoo i love u

[saturnniidae]

Astrid Hofferson should be like bulkier.. I love buffstrid of course, but she should be fat also. She's fat tall and muscular, strong enough to pick up and throw multiple grown men actually

[humble-wayside-flower]

Race you to the top -

An Astrid Beck Playlist

(spotify link x)

[creamecream]

Astrid: Youngest and only daughter of King Paimon, younger sister of Stolas, and wife of Andrealphus.

[castiel-013]

lyrics that are so Astrid it makes me want to explode

[jackkal]

saw beetlejuice 2, (no major spoilers) why does every movie nowadays have to have 100 plotlines and separate every major character for extended lengths of the movie....

[willsperotruther]

me when,, me when someone says they like corey or astrid more than me:

[bladedwoe]

( ooc ): Astrid is hot, pass it on